Let’s Watch Hentai: Sexfriend — Episode 1

Wanna have sex with me? – the line that gave every straight male an instant boner a decade ago.

So I was going to post this back when I thought Re: Creators was going to be on hiatus, but the damn thing just refuses to take a break, and after weeks of sitting on this, I decided “fuck it”. I don’t have anything planned for the blog during the Expo weekend and I refuse to keep this in the drafts section of WordPress any longer, so it’s time to look at hentai again. I haven’t done anything hentai-related in a while due to not feeling the project had a future, but thanks to the experience I’ve gained doing these Let’s Watches along with the new direction I’ve started taking this blog, I think I’m finally ready to give this a proper chance. There’s a bunch of badly animated porn out there that probably doesn’t deserve the attention, but if anime conventions are going to keep doing their hentai nights, then why should I ignore the majority of the Japanese cartoons I watched during college? Besides, what else am I going to blog about? More Disney movies?

Well in case you guys were wondering where those went, I did get a bit lazy due to the lack of responses they were getting. But even if I wanted to, I’ve been struck with two copyright strikes as of now in regards to getting a hold of non-anime files and I can’t risk losing my Internet anymore, meaning no more downloading Disney films for a good while. Yeah I could buy them, but Disney movies are expensive and I don’t have the money to really indulge in them. Especially not with all the Japanese games coming out this year. In short, don’t expect me to talk about 101 Dalmations anytime soon.

Now as for the hentai I’m choosing to spotlight for this small comeback, how many of you guys have heard of Sexfriend before? It was a bit of a popular one in the 18+ anime circles back in the days when Gurren Lagann and Haruhi were the biggest things ever, and I think most anime fans who don’t watch hentai are at least aware of it in the same way they’re aware of La Blue Girl and Urosuk…whatever that Toshio Maeda thing is called. Hell, I even have a friend who owns the DVD for this, though I don’t myself. Not really sure how it’s perceived now, but I remember it being kinda cute when I first watched it in college. It’s about this guy who becomes sexfriends with a fiery red head, and said red head was the hottest thing ever, so there was no real downside to the deal he made with her other than a slight wish for something more. Of course, other females get involved as is the hentai way, but let’s save that stuff for the actual watch, shall we? I know somebody out there is looking forward to this, and yes I will be providing 18+ photos for this Let’s Watch. Got to deliver the goods after all. And did I mention that Sexfriend was made back before censoring was a thing in hentai?

Oh just to let you know, because I don’t want this blog to be fully recognized as an adult site or anything, there’s a limit to what kind of images I can lay out on these posts, even though I want to make it clear that “Let’s Watch Hentai” is NSFW no matter how you look at it. I’m not adverse to showing female nipples since certain broadcast anime itself has either stopped caring about hiding them or the censorship makes you wish you were seeing them, but all of the naughty bits that the Japanese would generally censor like penis or anything guro-related are going to be contained in image links. Also, you’ll notice that a lot of these images are unusually large. That’s because I can’t download this shit, and the streams I’m using to watch and take pictures with…well they’re hard to find and not exactly high quality.

Now that that foreplay (harhar) is out of the way, let’s get started.

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I think it’s supposed to be raining in this scene due to the splashing sound effects, but as you can see, there are no visible raindrops. Hentai animation at its finest!

Does anyone actually fall asleep in libraries? I mean I get how it can be considered a place to relax due to the silence and all, but I’ve never seen anyone actually take a nap there.

And the guy wakes up with morning wood, which causes him to question whether the girl actually saw it. Since this is a hentai, the fact that a girl with a kinda distinct mousy design is even talking to a guy means they’re going to be fucking sometime in the future, but that scene just seals the deal.

After a generic title screen, we’re introduced to the girl who’s on all the DVD covers, Mina Hayase. Using the male lead, whose name is Tomohiro Takabe, as her pretend boyfriend in order to get another guy off of her, she proceeds to offer him sex as a form of thanks, even though all he really did was happen to be in the right place at the right time. Yeah that’s true for most relationships to be fair, but all he does is just stand there and he gets pussy he doesn’t have to pay for? I don’t think even girls from the ghetto are that easy.

Look at this quality face animation. It’s like the guy who designed Takabe has never heard of a ruler.

Man, barely two minutes into this episode and Takabe is already getting tongue. I’d be a little more jealous if it wasn’t for how I saw my cousin was once in a relationship with a girl who had no interest in getting a serious relationship and…well he’s getting married to someone else now, but the point is that thing was destined to end at some point.

And just where are they having sex you may ask? Well it turns out that the nurse of their school has no problem letting Hayase use the nurse’s room as a fornication zone, even giving Hayase the keys so that no one interferes. As far as contrived situations to have sex in weird places go, that’s not very out there even by regular porno standards.

Oh geez. I bet you straight guys are getting boners just from Hayase’s dialogue aren’t you?

Whoa, what the hell is up with her eyes here? It’s like she suddenly got her soul sucked out.

So the clothes get removed and the two’s first time is…awkward to say the least. It’s not as awkward as real sex for the first time, but the two express a lot of shyness going into this. Maybe this is one of the reasons why Sexfriend stands out amongst most hentai apart from Hayase’s design, personality, dialogue, and seductive voice. It depicts fornication more realistically than most hentai, which basically consist of virgins acting like Ron Jeremy the moment some crouching tigers meet some hidden dragons.

Mind you, there’s still not much foreplay before the actual fornication and no condoms are used, but this is a thirty minute episode, so what the fuck? At least there’s premature ejaculation…and I just realized what I typed. I am so sorry.

Nevertheless, Hayase is eager to help our kind-hearted former virgin improve at the whole sex thing, this time removing all her clothes sans skirt, sucking his uncensored dick because this was back when uncensored hentai was more of a thing, letting Takabe watch her masturbate, and even doing it doggy-style. Did I mention that he does it with her three times? Granted this still isn’t that crazy by hentai standards, but that is a big jump for your second time. Even that suave black dancer from the movie version of A Chorus Line needed to do “third time’s the charm when it came to making love”.

By the way, I’ve been asking this for a while, but what is up with this angle you see in a lot of bad pornos when you can’t see anything but the male butt and balls? Who exactly is that angle targeted for?

So Takabe and Hayase continue their sexfriend relationship, although it’s clear that Takabe is starting to feel something more for our red-headed heroine, and this is where flashbacks to my currently-engaged cousin’s old relationship enter my head. I’m sure most males wouldn’t regret being in this kind of relationship, but unless you’re just really easy-going, most of them wouldn’t want to be in that status quo forever. Hell, I doubt Hayase plans to continue after high school herself.

And of course, we also have a subplot where the mousy library girl has genuine feelings for Takabe, even masturbating in the library when she thinks she’s alone (and she has every right to because it seems barely anyone attends this school), imagining Takabe turning her into a woman. I guess taking naps in the library is a real turn-on for her.

Wow, her rape fantasies are out of control, aren’t they? It’s always the shy ones.

I love how she has her eyes closed the whole time she’s fantasizing about her man, so she never sees that Takabe is spying on her despite his face being in full view of her vagina. That is weirdly hilarious.

What, you didn’t think you could have a young-looking nurse in a hentai and not have her take an interest in penis, did you?

It turns out that the nurse actually encourage the library girl, whose name is Kaori, to indulge in her fantasies in the library because…well she’s renting out her room to Hayase knowing full well what she uses it for, so do you really need any more follow-up than that? Besides how she likes to accept thanks by sucking prepubescent dick and doesn’t even have any underwear to take off when it comest something more? Oh and in case you didn’t notice, while Takabe’s dick is probably bigger than yours, he’s not as oversized as most hentai protagonists tend to be.

Aw. Poor dude.

Or not, because this happens a few seconds later, and things continue to increase in intensity from here on out, leading to Kaori discovering their tryst (and masturbating to it) while Takabe sees her and responds with probably one of the scariest “yeah I tap this” faces I’ve ever seen.

No wait, this one is scarier.

This one isn’t as scary, but the situation makes it the scariest of all because Takabe literally seeks out Kaori while she’s fantasizing about him in the library as if to say…

…that.

..

Takabe is such a gentleman, isn’t he?

I’m not really sure of the exact reasons he’s doing this, but Takabe decides to have sex with Kaori, putting that practice he’s done with Hayase to good use. Not really much to say about the scene other than it’s the mousy girl getting fucked, so I’m just going to link an image of her sucking dick.

Oh wow that animation is horrifically bad. It’s like the budget for this was spread so that all the sex scenes would look semi-realistic while all the non-sex scenes look like they were outsourced to the Amish.

Okay, so this is when the teacher finally gets her turn. And being the mature experienced woman she is, Takabe gets to do her up the ass. All while a tied-up Kaori watches because the nurse is such a jealous tease, and eventually joining in when the nurse decides to give Takabe a second dick to make that physically feasible.

And yet I don’t see you stopping.

Final money shot. Surprisingly SFW if you consider that Nourin exists.

The end. Well okay, there are the ending credits where someone sings explicit lyrics regarding being a sexfriend, but otherwise, that’s really the end of the first episode. Besides, as far as explicit songs go, “Give Me All Your Love” from The World Ends With You is way better.

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I’ve got to say, as far as hentai go, Sexfriend’s first episode was actually pretty cute. Yeah the crappy animation and generic jazz soundtrack will always ensure it’s not going to win any awards, but in terms of its depiction of sex, that has got to be one of the more realistic attempts I’ve seen in a porno given how the characters all start off awkward and have to work towards getting good at the act. But regardless of whether they’re just losing their virginity or experimenting in public, the sex scenes are shot with a heartwarming feel to them, even if some of the camera angles can be a bit off, and at the end of the day you’re watching animated teenagers sucking dick. It never gets too nasty to watch, it never feels so vanilla that it puts you to sleep, and the stuff is uncensored so I don’t have to laugh at mosaics that don’t do a good job at hiding the truth from me.

I’m not big on Takabe easily getting pussy through his interactions with Mina, but at least only one of the girls is generally in love with him (even if said love leans a bit too heavily on wanting penetration) while the others are very open to using him how they see fit. Of course, one of said “others” is Mina, and it is nice to see Takabe wish for something more with her, even though part of that red head’s charm is that she’s not exclusive (although we don’t see her having sex with anyone else for obvious reasons). That said, what was up with his creepy attitude towards Kaori? Did the prospect of not being able to progress with Mina break his mind to the point that he wanted to break other girls the same way?

Frankly, I don’t think I need to know that bad, as I don’t see how you can explain it without Takabe coming off as more of a giant douche than he already is. Anyways, hope you guys liked reading this and I hope you look forward to me doing the same thing for the second (and final) episode of Sexfriend, as well as other future hentai, assuming that the streaming service I’m currently using doesn’t also shut down. Hit the like button if you enjoy. Subscribe to my blog or follow me on Twitter if you want to keep updated. And if you have a problem with the images on this post, say so in the comments sections. I don’t think I put anything too NSFW outside the image links, but who knows when it comes to porn?

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