Porno Watch — Kansen: Inyokuno Rensa

Let’s celebrate/ruin the Halloween weekend by giving attention to a zombie hentai parody, shall we?

Note: I’m going to try a different format regarding these posts because the last one takes too long to put together and I have to rely on crappy streams to watch this shit because porn is hard to download.

Further Note: This post has some NSFW images on it, so it’s best to hide in the stall before reading further.

When it comes to producing NTR hentai that make you want to bash your head in upon realization that someone somewhere is getting off to it, Suzuki Murano is probably one of the more imaginative studios in the field. Because they don’t just say “this jackass sees that these girls are unhappy with their current boyfriends/husbands and thus proceeds to change that with their own square-inches”. They actually create in-universe dictatorships around the unwanted sex. Have it occur as a result of natural disasters. Or in Kansen’s case, an unspecified epidemic has swept the city and turned it into a wasteland full of red-eyed zombies who want nothing more than to fuck everything and everyone they come across. For all the negative things you can throw at their writing, accusing them of being lazy isn’t in any of the available ammo bins.

Well maybe you could accuse the setup of laziness a tad, because even before the zombie epidemic, it has to contrive a reason for its small cast of characters to be trapped in the school this entire two-episode OVA takes place in. And I swear to god, even by NTR standards, the character types in a Suzuki Murano product are more predictable than Final Fantasy’s. The overall nice guy who gets bullied by everyone and only stands up for himself when it comes to raping his love interest. The nice girl love interest whose confident personality gets turned into jelly when she stares into the rapist’s eyes. The other girl who’s there because one girl getting fucked is never enough. And of course, the actual rapist. A fat bastard, because aren’t they all?

Actually, there is one unique character type in this thing. A hot glasses-wearing teacher who’s the first target of the fat bastard and decides to spread the love to her female students. How you may ask? Uh…

I’ll give you one guess regarding the context of this image. Only one.

The setup is that these characters all belong to the movie club and thus are in the school in their uniforms during a time when no one else is around in order to watch films. How this is possible, I don’t know. Japanese schools always seem to have empty rooms and hallways whenever it’s convenient, especially in their horror films. But then the apocalypse strikes, they’re cut off from the outside world, and thus have no one they can depend on for survival but uncooked cafeteria food and each other. So they try to make the most out of their situation, George Romero-style, but unfortunately, being indoors isn’t an automatic shield against a T-virus that turns you into a horny red-eyed zombie, and did I mention that the virus is transferable through mouth-to-anything contact? Thus, we get two episodes of the film club slowly losing their sanity and fucking each other in gymnasiums and on rooftops until there’s nothing left to rescue, meaning that we’re going to need to focus on new zombified teens baring it all by the time the sequels roll in. Isn’t the world this accursed genre lives in great, guys?

Here’s where I soften the anime up with some encouragements whilst sneaking in some killing blows into the mix. As far as porno parodies go, it’s not bad, especially when you compare it to Invasion of the Booby Snatchers. At least this one actually resembles the movie(s) it’s parodying and the fetishes aren’t too weird if a little bland at times. I mean you can only see ass-play glorified so many times before you forget how much of a big deal it is in real-life intercourse, and aside from when the teacher masturbates in front of the girls whilst wearing their clothes (pfffttt) displayed in the image above, the actual sex never really goes beyond “been there, done that”. And whilst most of the sex acts are being filmed due to the whole movie club thing/excuse…well, do you remember School Days? I’m trying to forget about it, but for the sake of this post, I’ll drudge up that dreadful memory. Remember that plot turn regarding the “sex booth” when it turns out the girls had a camera set up for the sole purpose of showing certain sex acts that weren’t meant to be shown whilst being asses about it. Let’s just say what Kansen does with the voyeurism isn’t any less stupid and it’s even less inconsequential to what happens in the plot.

The way everything concludes is awkward too. Basically, the nice guy and girl turn to each other for comfort after seeing everyone else succumb to the virus, unaware that they were infected long ago, and thus proceed to fuck each other 24/7 for the remainder of their lives once the infection permanently turns them into sex-starved zombies who don’t mind letting others join in as long as they hold onto the notion that they’re the only ones who are actually in love. We never get to see this pan out because the series ends just as the fat bastard walks in, probably because Kansen understands that even though it’s parodying the genre, it’s still technically horror by definition. And horror is scarier the less you see of it. Still, it came off more like the series ran out of sex scenes to show and decided to put an end to things once its supply ran empty.

I can sympathize though, because my supply of things to talk about regarding Kansen is running empty too, so I’d better wrap up with the statement that I’m not going to give a recommendation for it no matter who you are. Why? Because chances are you already made up your mind by the time you reached this segment of the post and thus don’t need any further encouragement from me.

Well, I’ll give you guys one more form of encouragement just for good measure.

I hope you’re satisfied.

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