Porno Watch: Honoo no Haramase Paidol My★Star Gakuen Z The Animation (Episode 1)

Not enough goggles in the world to protect your eyes from this trainwreck.

Honoo no Haramase Paidol My Blablabla is the worst fucking thing I have ever seen in a long time. I don’t care if you like this kind of shit. I don’t care if you even like the other Honoo no Haramases – though I’m not sure why you would as they’re also pretty goddamn terrible. This anime is so devoid of entertainment that it makes Porno Holocaust look like The Devil in Miss Jones. At least the former had a funky theme (that it played over and over again throughout the entire film until you were sick of it). You know what the music in this thing sounds like?

It should be noted that I only showed you a few seconds of the idol version of Ixion Saga DT’s opening because that’s literally the only “safe for work” couple of seconds within this thing. Over 99% of Honoo no Hara Z’s frames consist of either idols getting their tits out, idols getting their clits out, or idols getting hits…by getting their tits and their clits out. Those image links I posted aren’t safe for work by the way, so don’t click them if you’re in a public place. Actually, don’t click them at all, because my god those girls are fucking ugly.

Whilst the girls in the previous Honoo no Haramase iterations didn’t exactly look like C.C. (huge understatement considering they look like the abandoned love children of Love Love? and Da Capo), the girls in this Paidol crap are drawn so horribly they almost make Fat Ethel look sexy. So it’s not good for fap material. And it’s not even good if you’re one of those liars who watch this shit for the “plot”. Whilst the first iteration was about a guy trying to take over the world by impregnating all of his classmates and the second one was about his cousin trying to conquer his “all-female but him” school due to his love of boobs, do you know what the plot of this thing is?

The girls talk to their manager, and then they fuck him.

No seriously, that’s it. They talk and then they fuck in the same sort of round-robin manner as the first two iterations for an entire half-hour, except no reason is given beyond they just do. No shitty backstory to clarify things. No establishment regarding the characters’ pasts. Not even a justification regarding why they’re all idols. Just talking. And fucking.

And talking. And fucking.

No wait, they also perform idol routines in outfits that reveal all their (ugly-looking) private parts. And then they participate in some fucking. Great addition to the formula, guys.

Oh, and they slip in some advertisements of the idol girls asking people to buy the DVD. Um, you do realize that unless you go through the illegal channels that I do, you’d need to buy the DVD in order to watch this shit, right? So really, this commercialism is pointless even if you assume that there are people out there who’d want to spend over 80,000 yen on this shit.

There’s really nothing good I can say about this thing. Hentai was never a great medium when it comes to entertainment, even by porno standards. But my god, the current industry doesn’t even seem like it’s trying anymore in regards to titillation. Nowadays, all you see are NTR or flash-animated shit or blatant milking with practically no inspiration behind it whatsoever. It’s like an army of Seiji Kishi rip-offs have taken over the market, and if that’s your thing…stay the fuck away from me. Have some standards like the goddamn Don, you perverts.

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