Porno Watch: Mourning Wife

Been out of the porn scene for a while. Let’s see if I can get back into it with an OVA about families coming together. And when I say “come together”, I mean exactly what you’re thinking right now.

Released in 2010 under the Japanese name, Mofuku TsumaMourning Wife is a one-episode “forced sex” hentai produced by Schoolzone, the morons who brought you such classics as Ona x2 or that lousy Death Note parody that I think I mentioned sometime before. I assume they’re called Schoolzone, because in order to drag out their sex scenes in order to fill the thirty-minute run time, they have their characters thrust each other like they’re being restricted by a really low speed limit. And whilst it doesn’t have an official direct sequel, it does have some sort of pseudo-sequel called Birie Okami Mie that I think only counts as a sequel because it was made by the same exact studio and involves recently widowed women, given how it doesn’t share the same setting, characters, name, or even sub-genre as Mourning Wife. Forgive my lack of knowledge in regards to hentai production, but isn’t that the equivalent of saying Durarara is a pseudo-sequel to Koi Kaze?

Well, I think I’ve fore-played this trainwreck long enough. Let’s get to it.

The anime starts at a funeral – so at least it’s honest about the fact that it was dead on arrival – where a young woman named Honami is mourning her husband who died of a heart attack during their honeymoon, even though it’s established later on that he was very healthy and his family had no history of heart failure whatsoever. This bullshit plot device to conveniently write the husband out of the story doesn’t sit well with his sister, Kayoko – especially since the dude was pretty well off and left his entire estate and such to Honami upon his death. As such, Kayoko has plans for her.

What sort of plans? Let’s just say it involves this stone-cold diarrhea.

This is Manabu, Kayoko’s…son…nephew…adopted family member…I don’t know. The OVA doesn’t explain it very well. His personality is basically the personality of the entire anime multiplied by ten, and since the entire thirty minutes of this snorefest is a depressive emotionless zombie, he’s basically the gravestone buried into the ground said zombies come from. As such, he has no qualms with breaking into Honami’s house and putting some rock into her cooch just because Kayoko said so. He doesn’t even smile like Sora did in Yosuga no Sora when he was giving his love to practically every girl who breathed the same air as him. He looked as bored as the models from “Blurred Lines”.

Oh by the way, in case you convinced yourself that you heard me wrong, let me just clarify that you didn’t. Kayoko literally makes her sweet boy risk getting the hep in order to humiliate Honami and drive her out of the estate and their lives. Worst. Mother. Ever. Especially since her gamble backfires since said act only makes Honami more determined to become a happy family with the two because that’s what here husband would have wanted, so she invites the two to come back to the estate in order to reconcile their differences. I’d say this was an “idiot plot”, but I’d be playing that card way too soon, because things can always get worse. And in hentai, they mostly do.

– By the way, Kayoko holds this stupid (and impossible) smile for literally five seconds when she returns to finish the job. I have no idea why. Maybe she’s wearing a vibrator underneath her clothes and…

HOLY HELL (very NSFW)! I don’t even see how it’s possible to hide that underneath her clothes. What was there a different dimension underneath that skirt or something?

So yeah, Honami’s resolution upon her traumatic experience is to be “Little Miss Cinderella” and put up with her “family’s” abuse just so that they can let it all out and become a happy family once said pent-up ejacula—I mean ejections, are over with. Unfortunately, she underestimates the amount of hatred Kayoko has for her, and said hatred ends up taking the form of…well, a giant purple dildo that even Capri Cavalli would consider a challenge. Add in the fact that Manabu is contributing to the family love as well and Honami soon becomes indistinguishable from a life-sized rock herself.

Which means they can have public sex in a graveyard and completely blend in like nobody’s business. Hooray!

However, as Kayoko continues to humiliate Honami by having the woman lick her private parts, she soon comes to realize that when said parts are licked by someone with decent tongue technique, not only does it tend to feel good, but it also tends to have any males within the vicinity want to join in on the fun. Manabu ends up gaining the motivation to confess that he wants to fuck his nee-san’s brains out due to the experience gained from repeated anal thrusts into another woman whilst said nee-san watches, and you know what that means?

I don’t think Death Note had as many backfired plans used as plot points to get to its surprise conclusion as this thing did.

Side note: For some reason, the video cuts out the word “nudity” when I post it on my blog, but it works fine when I play it on the Youtube site. I don’t get it.

The OVA ends with Honami telling her dead husband that she, her sister-in-law, and the brother/son/whatever of her sister-in-law are now a happy family whilst the three continue to participate in “family activities” with no sign of stopping anytime soon, the credits roll whilst that one shitty horror track that was playing throughout the entire episode decides it also doesn’t want to stop anytime soon, the moral that “rape brings families closer together” enters my head, and I cry at the realization that despite the evil I just witnessed and summarized, I have seen far far worse than Mourning Wife.

My life sucks.

2 responses to “Porno Watch: Mourning Wife

  1. ** the moral that “rape brings families closer together” enters my head, and I cry at the realization that despite the evil I just witnessed and summarized, I have seen far far worse than Mourning Wife.

    My life sucks.**

    That statement made me cringe, have you been watching too much porn or hentai in your entire life? Anyway, this article is good I’d say that this OVA is very intriguing.