Japanese Satan Is Boring

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Shortly after Lain beats the newest Saints Row game, Gat Out Of Hell…

Alex: Why is it that when this game has a bunch of punks killing Satan, it’s cool; but when the newest Tales game does it, it isn’t?

Lain: Same reason why Silent Hill started sucking ever since the franchise moved out of Japan?

Alex: …okay you have a point there.

Lain: Also, if that American remake of The Raid turns out to be good, I will strip naked in the street and sing the musical number from this game.

Alex: You’re not making us participate in that if it does turn out to be good though, are you? Because last I checked, that number required four people.

Lain: Well don’t worry about that. It won’t be good.

Alex: But suppose that it was…

Lain: It won’t be good!

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