Alex: So you’ve been a Star Wars fan for a long time now?
Makoto: Yeah. I’m not a massive geek or anything, but I’ve been collecting Star Wars-related merchandise ever since my parents rented the films when I was a kid to the point I pretty much own at least one thing from every single category related to Star Wars.
Alex: Every single category?
Makoto: Single-bladed and double-bladed toy lightsabers that I play fight my siblings with. I also own a bunch of figurines, a good chunk of the Expanded Universe books, posters, fanboy membership cards, parody films, video games, you name it. Hell, I even own a bootlegged copy of the Star Wars: Christmas Special.
Alex: That’s pretty damn impressive.
Makoto: Well, that’s just how much of a fanboy I am.
Alex: Do you own the actual movies?
Makoto realizes something and facepalms.
Makoto: I knew my collection was missing something.