*Starts humming the Shaft theme*
Who’s the studio composed of dicks
Whose anime are complete shit?
Ya damn right!
Who is the studio of men
Who have no respect for his brother man?
Can you dig it?
Who’s the studio that won’t grow up
Repeating themselves into a rut?
They say this studio Shaft is a bad fucking–
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I’m talkin’ ’bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
They’re a bunch of talentless hacks
And I don’t understand why they continue to be so loved