The Fujimoto area, one of the most heavily populated “anime” areas in the western side of the world, has recently welcomed two new “toon” residents into its environment: Alex and Michael West. Exploring their new surroundings, the two noticed something very peculiar.
Michael: Man, where the fuck are the vending machines with panties in them?
Alex: As hard it is to believe, Michael, we’re not actually living in the East.
Michael: Well then what’s the point of moving to a place with anime people if we don’t get to see anime-specific things?
Alex: Like you’d bother learning their language if we did.